For Pete's Sake 09.27.25 - Three of the Most Important Stories of the Week
🛏️ Matthew McConaughey says save your marriage… with a Queen Size bed. Alright, alright, alright, just scoot over
🚓 Jessup, Iowa now arresting people for T-Ping houses. Toilet paper: the gateway crime
🧸 The Toy Hall of Fame nominees are out. Still waiting on Tickle Me Elmo acceptance speech