🎙️😂 Show Open 04.25.26
📊 The President’s approval rating is in the toilet… and someone just hit the flush 🚽
🤔 The government wants gyms in airports 🏋️♂️✈️ (because delays weren’t stressful enough) 🤣
🎸The oldest classic rock bands still touring… and yes, you’re still buying tickets 🎸🥁🎹